March 18, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. A 4.4 magnitude earthquake struck Los Angeles early yesterday morning. “Oh good, it wasn’t just me,” said Michael J. Fox. 2. Fred Phelps, the founder of the controversial Westboro Baptist Church...
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1. According to sources, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell told teams that are possible relocation candidates like the San Diego Chargers, Oakland Raiders and St. Louis Rams that a professional football...
View ArticleApril 27, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. The in-house investigators assigned to look into Brian Williams’ past reports have documented at least 10 instances of exaggerations and embellishments. Even worse, before Williams reported on the...
View ArticleJune 12, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz said if he’s elected he will roll-back President Obama’s executive orders that loosened the country’s immigration policy. Said immigrants, “If you’re elected, we’re no...
View ArticleMay 31, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Former-teacher Mary Kay Letourneau and former-student-turned-husband Vili Fualaau have filed for divorce after 12 years of marriage. Fualaau shouldn’t be surprised, he, better than anyone, should...
View ArticleJune 2, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new poll, there are more gay people in America than adult virgins. This according to a poll taken somewhere other than ComicCon. 2. Doctors are warning women against a new trend of...
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